- doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
- me: tell me thats not sick
- doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”
Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history.